FRUUUUUUUUUITBOOOOOOOTERS!

It's spring and they're out again. Clogging the sidewalks. Swooshing their asses down the pathways. Careening wildly down Centre Street and Crescent Hill.

hate. hate. hate. Get out of my way.

And one more thing, Mr. SuperSkater: Although your torso may be on the right side of the path, when you push off your left leg swings out-way, way out-into the left side and within inches of my tire. Do you want to get your leg tangled up in my spokes? No? Well, THAT'S WHY I'M RINGING MY BELL! So wipe that snotty look off your face. And, for the love of god, put a shirt on.