House of Ill-Repute

My friend Chanelle manages the ultra-fabulous Good For Her in Toronto. Right now she's organizing an event called Vixens and Visionaries, celebrating women who are revolutionizing and creating feminist porn. Among many others, the event will feature Tristan Taormino, who will be promoting her new video, House of Ass. Which is easily the best title ever. In fact, this entire post is merely an excuse to type House of Ass. House of Ass. HOUSE OF ASS. heh.

Which, of course, leads me to wonder - what is the proper typographical treatment of this brilliant title?

I think a western theme could work, bringing up all sorts of wild west connotations (and bonus Brokeback tie-in!)


Or a classy retro feel, like a hair salon from the 60s where all the stylists wore gogo boots. But instead of the House of Beauty it's the


Or something a bit more reserved and proper, all the better to cause a nice bit of cognitive dissonance


Hee. Man, I could this all night. No, really, this is prime humor to me.

Okay, I'll stop.