Combat Shopping

Shawn dragged me along on his quest for new shirts today. He got one that he liked at the Winners downtown, and wanted to look for more at another location. Learn from our mistake. Do not go discount shopping on a Sunday. You have to be both infinitely patient and quick with the elbows whenever necessary. I'm neither, so I usually give up before I finish a single aisle. Also, it gives me terrible flashbacks to the brief period when I worked as a cashier at Winners. The only thing I really remember is the vast hordes of office workers that descended during their lunch hour and cleaned the place out. It's amazing how irresistable orphaned, slightly irregular clothing becomes when someone knocks 20% off the price...